i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

it is when you aren't perfect, but you will die because of your ~limited edition~

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

by coolwill February 3, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary

When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019

Yeetus Yeetus I now commit to your Deletus

You tell someone that you will erase them from existence.

Hermione to her unborn baby, " Yeetus Yeetus I now commit to your Deletus" and with her wand she no longer has a massive belly.
Harry Potter attempts to use the super-secret spell to destroy Voldemort. He waves his wand and says to Voldemort "YEETUS YEETUS I NOW COMMIT TO YOUR DELETEUSS!!" But he misses and deletes everything within Hogwarts walls... and everyone in it.

by YEETUSDELETUS3200 October 21, 2019

TO THE RIGHT NOW

mostly written by gretchen, TO THE RIGHT NOW is where h0b0s come and celebrate. mainly it’s EPiK, gretchen, Sophia, and riri who talk bevause marre and everyone else have left us for a real life in the OUTSIDE WORLD. Sophia makes random calls and makes fun of her dog (as a joke ofc). she cannot find her iPad currently and is dying. gretchen is a big h0b0 who LOOOOOOVESSSSSSS POKE. EPiK is an UKian who enjoys staying up till like 5am talking to us Americans! (EPiK and Sophia are TAKEN, please see SophiaXEpik). riri is a gURL who is in LOVE with Theodore. they even went on a couple of DATES! she is basically Mariah Carey but sings MUCH better! all she wants for Christmas is you (only if teddy is reading this). marre is a boy who has no life and loves spending his time on a ROBLOX game, Moonlight’s! (ew) (he’s taken by Jennha, so no hitting him up, gals!) Poke is the president there, everyone else has history there. JOJO SIWAAAA WONT LET THE HATERS GET THEIR WAY, IMMA COME BACK LIKE A BOOMERANGGGGG. all the members; EPiK, gretchen, Sophia, riri, Poke, Hannah, marre(ll), Mina, Lily, and gISELE. Gretchen, Marrell and RieRie (Riri) just LOVE to torture Epik and Sophia. This is an S.O.S from Sophia, PLEASE SEND HELP to our holy Discord group chat. We also have GretchxPoke, the lovely sex partners! ;)))) This chat is too weird for you, go away.

TO THE RIGHT NOW is superficial and terrific!!!!!
*Oh look, TO THE RIGHT NOW, is amazing! I wanna be JUST LIKE THEM WHEN I GROW UP!*

by i’m not sophia at all smh February 18, 2019

Who to the what now

When you don't here what someone says, or what they said was so weird you thought you miss heard them.

Ex1. Clara: did you put the food away

Mark: who to the what now

Ex2. Mark: Just remember to call the hamburger on a pineapple phone if you ever run out of elf's.

Clara: who to the what now.😧

by Wtf.you.wanna.know.my.name.bro March 21, 2021

all your base are now belong to us

A popular catchphrase that swept across the internet at the dawn of 21st century as early as in 1998. An awkward Engrish translation of “all of your bases are under our control,” the quote originally appeared in the opening dialogue of Zero Wing, a nostalgic 16-bit shoot’em up game released in 1989. Marked by abundance of poor grammar, “All Your Base” phrase and the dialogue scene went viral on popular discussion forums in 2000, spawning thousands of image macros and flash animations featuring the slogan both on the web and in real life.

Captain: What happen ?

Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.

Operator: We get signal.

Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.

Captain: It’s you !!

CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are now belong to us.

CATS: You are on the way to destruction.

Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha …

Operator: Captain !!
Captain: Take off every ‘ZIG’!!

Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move ‘ZIG’.
Captain: For great justice.

by Himi Jendrix February 24, 2014