A kickass rock band from Albany, NY. They released Another Day at School in June 2002, and put on an amazing live show. Their website is www.thevelmas.com.
I went to go see The Velmas last night, and I don't think I'll ever see a show that good again!
by mike grosshandler December 18, 2003
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1. A very nerdy person on the outside, but to be crazy cool and great in bed.
2. the act of being a nerdy person, yet cool and great in bed.
3. Someone who is attracted to a nerdy person in the hopes that they will be crazy cool and great in bed.
4. The act of seeking out nerdy people of the opposite sex in hopes that they are cool and great in bed.
1. That chick is such a Velma.
2. I know those girls velma.
3. That dude is one horny Velma.
4. That guy is going to velma tonight. He is totally on the prowl already.
by HoserHoe November 11, 2004
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Someone, who the morning after being intoxicated, wakes up to find that he or she has lost a variety of personal belongings -- much like the iconic crime-solving teenager from the "Scooby Doo" television series who always lost her glasses.
Ashton: Dude... I was so gone last night. Where the fuck is my wallet? My iPod?

Nick: Damn, dude...you don't remember? You are velma.

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Terri: Damn! I'm so Velma! I don't know where my purse is. Do you think I left it at the party last night?
by ViatheV1 December 21, 2010
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The act of receiving ejaculate in or around the eyes, resulting in an uncomfortable squint not unlike Velma from Scooby-Doo.
...so I pulled it out and gave her a velma
by *Ben* November 28, 2005
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Dude that chick is a Velma “
by Daddy khan December 22, 2019
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the dumb fucking whore from scooby doo, fuck that bitch, like why the fuck is she wearing so much fucking orange? like bitch we get it you’re an attention whore but you could of chose pink or some shit but ORANGE fucking O R A N G E ! you deserve no human rights, dumb fucking bitch.
yea velma from scooby doo, i ate that bitch
by velmahater445 May 5, 2020
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