tazzers

Tazzers is a word that a small group of Scotsmen started shouting one day while playing Car Soccer. It's kind of like most things that one shouts during a particularly intense round of sports: born from intense excitement, only making sense in that one thrilling moment. Combined with Scottish brogue, and that deepset Scottish appreciation for the thrill of soccer, and it's especially esoteric.

Scotsman 1: *does an impression of an Englishman with a deep appreciation for celestial bodies, distracting him from his goalkeeping duties*

Scotsman 2: BEN! GIT TAE FECK!

Scotsman 3: Oh, Tazzers!

by DorianCairne October 21, 2019

Tizzers Foxchase

Leader of Woodbury University in the virtual world of Second Life and member of the Feted Inner Core. Adversary to the Justice League Unlimited and outspoken blogger Prokofy Neva.

When no one was looking, Tizzers Foxchase took forty cakes. She took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

by The Linden Conspiracy March 23, 2010

Trizzers

most sickly girl in L-town who happens to be happily married to Kelly Rudolf.

that niggah Trizzers must be bitchin!

by Sammy-bananas January 16, 2008

Tizer Tory

A person (in the UK) who continuously votes against their own interests. Specifically, working class people who vote for Conservatives. Despite doing so, they are too stupid to realise, even when it is pointed out to them, with responses typically saying, "I'd rather be poor than vote for them". They usually share similar DNA as those who voted "Leave" (see Brexit), have photos of men holding fish, and also pebble dashed images of poppies. Also related to the "Gammon".

I met Gary down the pub last night. He still hates Corbyn and voted Conservative to show him. Gary's such as Tizer Tory.

by Berty Bumflaps January 7, 2023

Tizzler

A long and skinny penis

“Damn his penis is like a straw”

“it’s a tizzler!”

by supersucker3000 August 11, 2018

Tizzerd

A "not-slur" slur for Autistic people. Derived from the shortened "Tism".

"They're such a Tizzerd."

by Catssio May 17, 2023

Tizer Tory

A person (in the UK) who continuously votes against their own interests. Specifically, working class people who vote for Conservatives. Despite doing so, they are too stupid to realise, even when it is pointed out to them, with responses typically saying, "I'd rather be poor than vote for them". They usually share similar DNA as those who voted "Leave" (see Brexit), have photos of men holding fish, and also pebble dashed images of poppies. Also related to the "Gammon".

Met Gary down the pub last might after our shift in the warehouse, said he couldn't vote for Corbyn, so voted for Tory. He's such a Tizer Tory.

by Berty Bumflaps January 7, 2023