tinder

A mobile phone app to get free STDs and other fancy venereal diseases from desperate weirdos around your area.

Dumb girls: lets go on tinder to get us some herpes from that guy living up the street.

by manee September 25, 2014

Tinder

The Fuck App

Question:

"How can I get laid?"

Answer :
"Tinder"

by TinderBetch4Lyfe January 07, 2016

Tinder

Fuck boy central

That guy from tindertook me on several romantic dates but once we had sex he stopped messaging me.

by noshakinthecoconuts May 11, 2018

Tinder

Dating app. Tinder is the McDonalds for sex.

Nah, she's not my girlfriend, she's just a Tinder.

by Shakk September 19, 2013

tinderitis

(n) the harmful side effect of incessant use of the smartphone app - Tinder. Often diagnosed by a flat battery, blowing your data allowance or a ruined index finger or thumb tendon.

Had to give up my smartphone this month. Got tinderitis in my finger from too much swiping looking for birds.

by DrTinderbox October 04, 2013

Tinder

A popular dating app for college students used on iphones and androids. In which you select individual based on your attractiveness to said individual and an individual brief statement. Its pretty much the most shallow thing in the world.

question:
"How can I creep on girls on my phone?"
Answer
"Tinder"

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by SweetDickTony April 11, 2014

tinder

The easiest way to get a quick root, with minimal interaction and no communication after coitus.

Rob: What was the name of the tinder girl you just rooted?
Peter: I have no fucking clue.

by nfhisdkdh May 27, 2014