Timber

Fat, weight. Especially referring to men.

‘Wow, you’ve gained some timber on your belly!’ (I.e. they have a big belly.)

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 November 22, 2018

timber

a reference to the Pitbull song TIMBER FT. Kesha, often said by white girls at school like but not limited to Wake Forest University . It is the female equivalent to "lets get wired". The phrase "I am going timber" as active meaning of partying, drinking, dancing, while excluding smoking weed.

I knew I was getting laid when those white girls where like "It's going down, I'm yelling timber."

She was like "I am going timber tonight". I was like "do you baby, I am going to sit my ass on the couch and smoke a blunt."

by wakethedeamon420 December 9, 2013

Timber

A sex position. Basically doggie style, but right before the guy cums, he pulls the girls' arms out from under her yelling "timber", causeing her to fall on her face.

(Guy&girl having sex)
*Guy pulls on girls arms*
Guy:TIMBER!

by IKnowAll69 December 2, 2009

timbered

Wen you take that hit that fuks u up and every hit after you cant stop coughing. Wen you get blazed

You just got fuckin timbered!

by ganjalover21 June 24, 2010

timber

The rare occurance when one is taking a shit and having the terd the entire length of the bowl, so that when it falls it grazes your not sack. Therefore causing you to not only whipe your ass, but your balls as well.

I was on the shitter and I had to call out timber.

by Cliff January 25, 2004

Timber

A large brown turd log that comes out of the ass extremely fast

Jake : Oh Kiersten I just love it when your soft blonde hair brushes my face it gives me a instant boner!
Kiersten : Wow I didn't know my hair was so powerful maybe I should pleasure that boner for you.
Steve : Excuse me guys could you point me to the crapper I need to let out some Timber!
Jake : Get lost you fuckin idiot !
Kiersten : Well I guess that killed the mood!
Jake : No just let me caress your hair so I can reboner!
Kiersten : Caress Away!

by SlopNChop July 25, 2017

Timber

Any vehicle for mobile use.

Todd began melting iron on John. John ran to his timber and left fast.

by Taquecop May 4, 2008