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Thighler Skully Age Postulate

Also known as the T-SAP, this is known as the action of underachieving by going for girls younger than the girls you went for the previous year.
oh thats right, tyler likes them younger and younger that Thighler Skully Age Postulate-ing mofo
by SIGMA_ALPHA_OMEGA_BABYYYY December 11, 2010
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Tighter than dick skin

Extremely tight, often in reference to the fit of clothing.
This Yanni t-shirt is tighter than dick skin!
by L Wrong Hubbard January 14, 2017
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Wound tighter than a two dollar watch

A very high degree of stress. Stressed almost to the breaking point. Human condition generally associated with mental stress. Sometimes treatable by cessation of work.
I am not sure what was wrong with my boss, she came into work Monday, wound tighter than a two dollar watch, yelling at everyone.
by rucus11 September 23, 2009
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Tighter Than Dick's Hatband

An old southern idiom. Could be used to identify a place that is empty, a person who is wound up, or any number of situations where the word "tight" is used. Nobody seems to know who Dick was. Apparently he had a tough time keeping his hat on his head.
I went and checked that place you told me about. They've closed up tighter than dick's hatband. Have been for years.
by kiteless. June 12, 2013
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Tighter than 2 coats of paint

When a person is cheap or frugal
When it was time for Steve to buy a round of drinks last night, he bolted and said he had to leave. Man that guy is tighter than 2 coats of paint
by phil latio August 6, 2012
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In relation to the game show Are You Smarter Then A 5th Grader, it is asking whether a female's vagina is tight or loose. Or, whether she is a good girl or a dirty tea-bagging whore.
I saw a hottie from across the room but she looked like she'd been passed around, so before I sealed the deal I asked her, "Girl I got to know, are you tighter then a 5th grader?"
by SNL16 March 27, 2009
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Tiggler

A vibrating barbell made for tongue piercings for the obvious purpose of enhancing female stimulation during oral sex. Originally only available in stainless steel, they now come with rubber "koosh" balls.
Ever since I got a tiggler my girlfriend wants me to eat her out ALL the time. Not that I mind.
by A. Freak September 27, 2005
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