by Lonnie Simmons May 19, 2010
Get the Tito mug.A large, overweight Hawaiian man, who sits on the park bench playing his ukelele and is nice to everybody.
"Hey man, wanna go see Tito today? I'm feeling down, and I could really use a lift. I'll bring my guitar."
by TBA Tommorow July 7, 2008
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The kid is a Tito
by Reddit user hate discord October 26, 2018
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by suckah for love October 21, 2009
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Get the Tito mug.Tito is the root of all evil. Tito can be used for any scenario. Tito is always the reason something bad happens. Tito is to blame.
Mom: Why is your room dirty
You: I don’t know Tito must have done it
You fail your test , Tito is the reason
You lose your job, it’s Tito’s fault
Your girl cheats on you, it’s Tito’s fault
You: I don’t know Tito must have done it
You fail your test , Tito is the reason
You lose your job, it’s Tito’s fault
Your girl cheats on you, it’s Tito’s fault
by SaliceRose January 25, 2020
Get the Tito mug.TITO: acronym for "Turtle In, Turtle Out", which is when your poop comes out a little bit, but then goes back in.
I had to go poop really bad, but couldn't find a bathroom, and had a couple TITO's while driving around looking for a bathroom.
by MyRealNameisBob August 22, 2009
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