thundercunt

The pinnacle of all English swearwords, thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Hand Grenade or the most powerful zord from Power Rangers, it should only be used in times of extreme need

Man: Larry, your home just burned down, and the arsonist fucked your wife
Larry: THUNDERCUNT!!!!
Universe: Shatters a little bit, shaken to its very core

by Steve M C June 11, 2006

cocksucking cumgargling thundercunt

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: you're a cocksucking cumgargling thundercunt!
Person 2: speachless.

by JWILLY234567 October 23, 2013

Dickjuggling Thundercunt

Usually an insult of the highest order. Can be directed to either sex.

1. Stacy, you dickjuggling thundercunt! You just ruined my job promotion!

by HuntMeDown237 June 12, 2013

ThunderSlut

A fully semi-automatic Ar15 style assault rifle from Humboldt, Tennessee. This rifle is a female that is black in color. It is chambered in 5.56 NATO/.223 Remington with a round capacity of 30+1(More with upgrades). She is a non-aggressive species of rifle when left unattended for extended periods of time. However, caution should be used at all times, as she can become very aggressive if she gets cornered or feels threatened by a person or persons with I'll intent. When the rifle is fired, it produces a very loud sound like that of Thunder. The rifle contains various parts from various buddies inside of her, like that of a Slut. She was born in Springfield, Massachusetts where she lived for a few weeks before finally moving to Western Tennessee where she will spend the remainder of her life. There are plenty of similar rifles out there that are looking for a forever home, that are available for adoption.

I'm going to take the ThunderSlut out to the range of you would like to join.

by Young Henry June 23, 2018

thundersleet

A rare weather event combining freezing rain and lightning, similar to thundersnow.

For the first big storm of the spring we've gotten a crazy mix of snow, sleet, freezing rain, thunder and lightning; it's either a freak thundersleet phenomenon or a sign of the Snowpocalypse!

by BornBlitzed April 9, 2011

Bucktoothed Thundercunt

A homosapien YETI- purportedly female - though few are brave enough to verify up close-with horrendous DICK ENVY- one whose overwhelming cuntiness necessitates the need to brace for impact before a close encounter with it..... Who is bucktoothed.

The Billy Dee Williams mustache and overall grotesque hairiness led me to believe I had glimpses of Chewbacca’s cousin -when the Bucktoothed Thundercunt unexpectedly turned on the light and I saw it was wearing crotch less panties!’.

by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ May 13, 2020

cocksucking thundercunt

A cock sucking thunder cunt is a wet pussy that just wants dick after (dick) mostly likely can fit three blacks or 25 asians

Hey you know I think Brooklyn is a cocksucking thundercunt since there have been five different blacks walk in her room

by I'm a black bitch July 31, 2016