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thunder balls

The feeling when you haven't ejaculated in so long that they start to feel like your balls are going to explode.
When Mark decided to stop masturbating, he had no idea of the pain of thunder balls and was sorely unprepared for the pain ahead.
by Starbuck32123 March 6, 2016
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Thunderball

This exciting game is a shocking combination of football and soccer, which creates this ridiculous, adrenaline pumping extreme sport. This game is not for the weak, for it entails a whole lot of physical bullshit that makes no sense. (ThunderBall is the only currently known sport to allow its players to do whatever the hell they want.)
~RULES~
1.) Played with a Rugby style ball on a field roughly the size of a basketball court with lacrosse goals.
2.) Goals are scored by throwing or kicking the ball through the goal.

3.) Play resumes by means of a kick-off. If the kickf goes through the goal, it counts as 3 Goals.
4.) There are no out of bounds.
5.) Shots cannot be taken within the Goalie box. This box extends roughly 1-2 yards around the Goal.
6.) Tackling the ball carrier results in a Turnover. Play resumes immediately after the other team recovers the ball.
7.) The ball can be advanced by running or passing the ball.
8.) There are no rules.
Me: Hey, wanna play some Thunderball today?

You: Na, I'm still recovering from when you broke my femur last time we played.

Me: Pussy.
by Chade Runsen December 17, 2013
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Thunder Balls

When your balls clap against your thigh or your taint and it resembles the sound of thunder.
Man I got thunder balls so hard the other day when I was getting out the shower and I slipped and my balls hit my taint.
by A.I.M The Kyd May 17, 2021
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thunderbolts and lightning

"I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?"

"Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening things"
by The 7th Poop Shitter December 26, 2022
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Thunderball

Thunderball is an Extreme Sport, played only by extreme players. Thunderball is an ancient sport similar to modern-day tennis. The only exception is that Thunderball must be played in a thunderstorm. It makes it much more exciting.
Bro #1: "Hey Bro, we both got off work on Monday, we should play some Thunderball!"

Bro#2: "Yo Bro, we have to check Weather.com and make sure that a severe enough storm is on the way."

Bro#1: "Alright Bro, sounds like a plan."
by Mephen Galson June 17, 2011
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thunderball

I heard that party was totally thunderball, I wish I had been there.
by Xander July 22, 2003
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Thunderball

When a man cums during phalacio and his partner snowballs him. He then snowballs his partner right back.

Snowballing, but not the cool kind.
- I'm cumming! (cums, opens mouth, and closes eyes in ecstacy)
- (partner sneaks up to face and snowballs) Haha I just snowballed you!
- (guy spits cum back into partner's laughing face and mouth) I just Thunderballed you!
by Chuckles-Fet April 21, 2009
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