Tristonianity

Tristonianity is the religion that believes Tristan Finkelstein will come to power in the year 5000 (0 Tristan Time or TT) and will be our new god. The Tristonians believe in many ancient mythological Tristonian stories that explains how the world came to be. The stories while not proven entirely true, do have many pieces of evidence that leads to most of these stories being somewhat, or very accurate.

I practice Tristonianity

by WeenisPenis December 9, 2020

Triston

A Triston is very striking and will be the first person you notice in a crowd. A Triston has aggressive and intimidating eyes. Tristons normally try to act like they arent phased by anything but on the inside Tristons are all emotional messes. They tend to get very angry when they get sad and will lash out at anyone who tries to converse with them. Tristons are normally negative people but they will do anything for the ones they love. They prefer to be alone than in a crowd. They arent afraid to be alone if its to get away from fake/weak people. They look at things much differently than other but Tristons will always put you before themselves and will have your back in any fight or hardship until the end. If you find a Triston hold on to them but if you have ever done them wrong or they tell you they dont fuck with you, keep your distance

That dude Triston doesnt talk to anyone.

by A N I M A V E S T R A June 2, 2018

Triston

Triston is one of a kind if you ever find a triston keep his as long as you can he is a great friend to have if you lose him then you just made the worst mistake of your life

Triston is my bestie

by Tgefguyggjyyy July 11, 2019

Triston

Says reeee a LOT and loves to talk about space and eventually wants to go lightspeed

Reeeeeeeeee says triston

by I am sexyally attracted to bal September 13, 2020

Triston

A Triston is charming and easy to fall in love with. He has a great sense of humor, an endearing smile, and captivating blue eyes. A Triston is always there for you and loves you despite all of your flaws and mistakes. He boosts your confidence and comforts you when you’re feeling down. A Triston only comes once in a lifetime, so if you’re ever lucky enough to find him, never let him go.

Anyone would be lucky to meet and become close to Triston.

by boldnbrash69 April 21, 2018

Triston

Tristons are usually dirty minded kinda a midget but understanding.He likes proving himself right

And being in grade compitions. He is better at math the ELA and is a true friend

Hey look it’s triston

dirty minded

by Heart ❤️ October 16, 2017

threston

A Man of his word. His word is his bond.

That dude Threston is a chill Motha F@#ker.

by Glitterfish February 4, 2017