wong tong titties

When you eat noodles off a girls tits and Slurp the juice off of them

Jessica and I were fucking last night and I got the left over Chinese from the fridge and poured the noodles all over her titties and made some Wong tong titties

by 13-50=47 June 16, 2016

Wong Tong

A plain old massive cock, johnson, penis, tallywhacker, wang, dick, willie, pink torpedo, schlong and/or twig and berries.

We're talking huge here.

Dude 1: "Ouch, what happened to your head?"
Dude 2: "Some guy's Wong Tong his me in the head in the locker room, gave me a cuncussion."
Dude 1: "Uff. Was he hard?"
Dude 2: "As a brick! He's probably gay."
Chick: "A shame."

by Everybody's Homefry June 10, 2008

wong tong

its every word in one word

wong tong wong tong

by wongi tongi October 30, 2019

wong tong

a racist slur for an asian person.

that wong tong girl finally left!

by handkerchiefbitty May 13, 2021

wong tong poddle dip

Something that a total idiot says when he has nothing better to do with his life. Usually a good indication that someone needs to develop some maturity and/or conversational skills (probably both).

Joe: "Wong Tong Poddle Dip!"
Mike: "Uhh dude... get a life"

by 11001000/11011/111 February 27, 2011

Wong-Tong Tigers

The Chinese basketball league that Ezekiel made up.

My lawyer said, "You need to stop playing for the Wong-Tong Tigers, and join the NBA again."

by the mohglester March 28, 2024