by Mr. Thin Mint January 21, 2019

The most terrifying being in this universe, he could kill you in 3,000 different ways right now, including screwing you to death. It is said he could eat Saturn in one bite. Known for being very skinny, respect the Thin Mint, or die.
by Some Chad October 11, 2019

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gurl: wanna buy a box of thin mints?
big lips: sure ill have one:
gurl: what about 1 millionnn
big lips: no 2 million
gurl: heheheha
big lips: GRRRRR
big lips: sure ill have one:
gurl: what about 1 millionnn
big lips: no 2 million
gurl: heheheha
big lips: GRRRRR
by man_in_the_window2013 July 6, 2022

Haviland Thin Mints were briefly owned by Great American Brands (GAB), an investment group,4 who filed for bankruptcy in 1994
by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023

Snorting a rail of crushed thin mints off a chicks rack while you penetrate her vaginally or anally using mint toothpaste as Lube.
Man, I gave Stacy the thin mint thrusty last night and that shit was mint!
Guys, look at this stupid sex position these idiot frat dudes came up with. We totally gotta try the Thin Mint Thrusty.
Mason, Ima freshen up your asshole with a thin mint thrusty!!
Guys, look at this stupid sex position these idiot frat dudes came up with. We totally gotta try the Thin Mint Thrusty.
Mason, Ima freshen up your asshole with a thin mint thrusty!!
by Re-tard-ed-ness March 3, 2025

by BrazyRyan July 11, 2016

Haviland Thin Mints are a chocolate-covered mint candy produced by Log House Foods of Plymouth, Minnesota. The candy is a mint fondant covered in dark chocolate, similar to the York Peppermint Pattie but smaller, thinner and shorter.
by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023
