Bottle Of Beat The Wife [buckfast] [buckie] [bucky] 

A Northern Irish colloquialism for a bottle of Buckfast Tonic Wine. Given this nickname due to the aggressive, violent and often destructive behaviour that the beverage can induce.

"Dude, how come you were going so mental in the pit during Slayer?"
"Bottle Of Beat The Wife buckfast buckie bucky"before i got here!"

Bottle Of Beat The Wife [buckfast] [buckie] [bucky] by Will Bradley January 15, 2009

beat the wife 

Pronounced Bate-the-wife. Irish slang for Bulmers cider. The name refers to the Irish urban legend that lads would go to the pub, get lashed off Bulmers and go home and kick the shit out of their wives. This was a severe image problem for bulmers in it’s infancy

Shur Jaysus,of course he’d be drinking beat the wife

beat the wife by BigJson June 25, 2018

Salute the wife

When a lower enlisted salutes the wife of an officer, he/she is signaling that they would like to participate in sexual relations, typically with the officer involved or observing.

Wives of officers asking or insisting a lower enlisted to salute them (which no civilian is owed from anyone) are signaling that they desire the enlisted person to engage in sexual activity with them.

Corporal O’Reilly told me he was going to salute the wife of Major Burns. Now he tells me he’s got a “special assignment” for the Major later tonight.

Salute the wife by MyDogEli September 7, 2020

frosty the wife beater 

When you're fucking a girl and pull out before cumming and cum in your hand and smack your girl really hard with the cum hand.

"Hey man, I just did Frosty the wife beater to my girl last night".
" What's that man".
"It's when you pull out and cum in your hand you ike turner her with the hand you cam in".

frosty the wife beater by manoraschuster August 12, 2023

Bate-the-wife

a noxious cocktail, consumed by NEDS, CHAVS or other antisocial groups of young deliquents , especially in Counties Armagh, Down, and Antrim in Ireland, and parts of Western Scotland. Made by mixing cheap strong cider and Buckfast Tonic Wine (aka Coatsbridge table wine)

A: Shoulda seen the state of that wanker Kevin at the weekend.
B: What happened?
A: The buck eejit floored a bottle of Bate-the-wife, and then fucked a brick through the window of the police station

Bate-the-wife by Seattle Brian February 3, 2009

Calling the wife 

when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.

-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!

Calling the wife by T D1ddy March 15, 2011

banging the wife 

banging the wife is code for losers who have wife's that won't give them any sex. so they lie to their buddies and say they were busy banging the wife which is code for fapping or making love to one's self.

Matt was getting owned by Nick in a meme war and couldn't think of anything to say. So matt said " I was banging the wife." Matt was really fapping or making love to himself while he watched a jib jab movie he made of Nick doing a striptease.

banging the wife by the meme war master May 8, 2016