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throw the toys out of the pram

Really really really really lose all sense of reality and make a right royal mess of the nursery, toys all over the floor, dummies spat left right and centre, buggies over etc etc.
When people throw the toys out of the pram the resulting outburst usually says more about the author of the outburst than the person(s) it's about - names changed of course.

*****,

This PM is from me personally, nothing to do with the club or my position as ******** of this club.

I am afraid that its time some things were set straight for once and for all.

Bottom line is that I dont like you, I did initially as you come across as this petite little child that wouldnt say boo to a goose and you start to open up to you about private things. Then you start to talk to other people and you realise that you have discussed this private information with a load of other people and of course you have twisted it a little.

A lot of us worked this out after that show where we found out that it was you that had said that people were unhappy but then we found that they were fine and that you had made it look much worse.

You are a very clever person in the sense that you are manipulative in what you do, I would have thought that you would have better things to do in your time but it appers not and your immaturity shines through above anything else.

You get the lonely guys wrapped round your finger so that you can get some male support and then use them as your cronies, shame that they cant see you for what you are, the older ones amonsgt us have known what you are like for ages.

I have had complaints about the **** meet that you are unwelcoming and that you sit in your corner in your little clichy group and dont even talk to new members, you sit on the crap thread all day and think its amusing and then tell us that you are busy all day like we dont notice what you are doing ..

You have given up on the **** meet because you cant cope with it and its slowly died a death.

I am glad I have said this as I feel much better now, of course I know that you will go and tell *** , **** and ***** as they are your cronies and dress it up so it looks good so I will make sure that this goes to the people that can see the truth and see you for what you are.

Of course ***** being ***** you will want to go and tell ****** so he feels sorry for you and anyone else that will listen so that you can get support.

You are a very very immature person who has a lot of growing up to do I am afraid and a lot to learn about life, you also try to come across as something that you are not, you are a junior admin at the end of the day.

I dont really have anything else to say to you to be honest

Say hi to *** for me and his TESCO's curries and **** and his escpades with other women
by PNMCDS November 12, 2006
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Shelf over the toybox

He's OK for an older guy, if you don't mind the shelf over the toybox.
by Drawn & Quarterly April 25, 2010
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The Toymaker

Portrayed by Michael Gough (1966) and Neil Patrick Harris (2023), the Toymaker is a malevolent, powerful being from Doctor Who who ensnared sentient beings in childish games in which he rigged for his own benefit.

He first appeared in the 1966 story titled 'The Celestial Toymaker' and had various comic strips and various Big Finish audios before his latest appearance in the 2023 story 'The Giggle'
TOYMAKER: Oh, but he is recognising me. Are you not ge-pleased, Herr Doktor, to see me again after so many years?
DONNA: Who is he?
DOCTOR: The Toymaker.
by 8harry December 13, 2023
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toys in the attic

Crazy.
Toys in the attic, I am crazy.
Truly gone fishing.

-Pink Floyd
by Sultan of Hell December 19, 2006
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Toyon, the Drinking Game

A drinking game created in the Toyon Lounge at Stanford University at 2 am on December 4th, 2006. The rules of the game are:

Begin with a 30-rack of beer.

1. Four players evenly spaced around a table.

2. 16 cups set in a diamond, with a full pint in each cup. Thus, spread 24 beers over 16 cups.
2a. There should be a ping-pong ball distance between each cup.

3. Play rock, paper, scissors with four players until one person wins
3a. (IE: if three players throw paper and one throws scissors, scissors wins. If two people throw paper and two people throw scissors, the two scissors win play for the win. If rock, paper, and scissors are all thrown in one round then you start over).
3b. The winner gets one point and must then drink the cup he made unless he makes his bounce shot.

4. The winner then bounces a ping-pong ball, trying to bounce it into one of the cups.
4a. He/she gets two shots. If he makes the first shot, he gets a chance to gang-bang with the second cup.
4b. The winner gets two points if he makes the first shot, and one if he/she makes the second shot.
4c. Thus, he/she gets two points for only making the first shot, one point for only making the second shot, and three points for making both shots. If the winner makes both shots into the same cup (a gang-bang), he gets three points and all three other players drink.

5. If the winner gets either shot into a cup the loser of rock, paper, scissors drinks the cup.
5a. If there are multiple losers (IE: if three players throw paper and one throws scissors there are three losers: the three who threw scissors), then those three losers play rock, paper, scissors to until one person loses and is made to drink.

6. The player with the most points once all 16 cups have been downed is the winner.
6a. The three losers must then shotgun the remaining 6 beers. Three beers for the player with the fewest points, two beers for the player with the second fewest points, and one beer for the second place player.
We pregamed by playing the Toyon, the Drinking Game. We were smashed by 8 PM, and then went on to have a great night.
by Grahame, Rory, Tim, and Alex December 6, 2006
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The Studyers of Teriyaki and Toyotas

A “US History II” classroom of numb nuts that specifically sit a table with one another and screen shot various urban dictionary definitions
The Studyers of Teriyaki and Toyotas forgot they had a final and in result everyone of them but ‘Elliott B. Crosby’ failed.
by lil e mon$y March 12, 2023
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toys in the top drawer

When a man, while a woman is asleep, slips his penis in her cleavage under her bra strap and wakes her by tickling her nose with his testicles.
He woke her up on the couch by slipping his "toys in the top drawer " and resting his testicles on her upper lip.
by Poison puppy July 3, 2017
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