Kekoa the poser

Kekoa the poser is a poser who sucks at skateboarding and is also canceled and if you see him on a skateboard know that he is a poser.

Kekoa the poser gets on his skateboard and everyone calls him a poser and he is cancelled.

by butts27456127845682436 December 6, 2021

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The Amy Posey

This is a crafty sexual act, usually involving several midgets, in which all members give the subject a golden shower. Shortly after the last midget has finished, they then allow an ogre to defecate on the subjects chest. The warmth of the feces helps warm the subject who is used to colder climates in the northern regions of Michigan.

Jenny was about to die from frost bite so the midgets of the village pulled The Amy Posey on her.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

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The Slut Pose™

When a girl thinks she's slim thick by sucking in her stomach and popping out her flat chest and flat ass. Her body literally looks like the letter S.

"Aye, did you see this pic Nicole sent me?"
"Nah man, she lookin' like the 19th letter of the alphabet."
"Nigga, she ain't doin' The Slut Pose™."

by Renzom July 31, 2017

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the kiss of poseidon

When you are taking a dump and the water splashed up and hits your butt cheek

“Bro I was taking a massive shit when all of the sudden I felt the kiss of Poseidon”

by Idkwtf2namedis February 22, 2018

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There’s a Poser in the punch bowl!

Anyone who’s pretending to be something they’re not.

The Bass player from nefarious is a total poser! Saw him in a hoodie and the blowfish cover band. Now he plays in a metal band. There’s a poser in the punch bowl!

by Rico Dali August 10, 2025

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