Shaming the Pipe

Talking dirty to your penis while beating it like it owes you money.

My boss caught be "shaming the Pipe" in the bathroom. I called it a "Thorin Dickenshield, the adventurous dwarf"

by ZaphoddZero March 17, 2021

Smoke the pipe

An alternative term for a blow job

"That girl's awesome man, I'd fuck her with my feet in boiling fat"

"Ah, but does she smoke the pipe? This is the question"

(best done in a Geordie or Scottish accent)

by Husky Bear September 14, 2009

smoking the pipe

the act in soccer of ones ability to score at such ease that they can literally go up to the ball while smoking a pipe and tap in the ball into the open net

the cross came to our outside midfielder who easily was smoking the pipe for the winning goal

by SA Soccer October 16, 2005

snip the pipe

When a mans cum pipe is snipped and tied to stop semen being released

I went to the doctors today they sure did snip the pipe if you get what I mean

by Twiggy222 May 24, 2014

suck the pipe

to be executed in the gas chamber

Charles Manson and his gang were org. sentenced to "Suck The Pipe" at San Quentin, but their sentences got commuted.

by WingDiamond March 13, 2024

Sleep through the pipe

To have sexual intercourse with a male

Dude 1:yo did you see that chick?
Dude 2:yeah dude what about her?
Dude 1:she's gonna sleep through the pipe
Dude 2:nice one

by Pseudônimo October 29, 2020

smoke the peace pipe

A metaphor that means to end a dispute, reach a treaty, or plainly speaking, make peace with an opponent. Draws from the Native American tradition of smoking the calumet as a sign of a treaty between warring chiefs.

I have never really seen eye to eye with Bob on budget allocations, but today we could smoke the peace pipe.

by killerdove November 20, 2011