chester the molester

used to describe usually a male who is creepy and perverted.

The guy in the Buick scoping out the high school cheerleaders across the street is such a Chester Molester.

by erin October 26, 2004

ed the molester

the guy who's name is unknown and he lives at the end of the street. but be careful, he wants to eat your testicles.

ohhhh shit!! watch out its ed the molester!!!

by jizz in ma mouth September 9, 2011

lester the molester

A commonly used term to describe Lester Handeland from Estherville Iowa who takes advantage of sweet old ladies.

"Hey, did you hear Lester the Molester said he needed more 2 x 6's from the big barn?"

by Dave Bover November 29, 2013

The Molester

n. The Molester has various unique characteristics. Often seen associating with his good friend The Lurker at NASCAR events, he preys on fat chicks and teenage boys. He can easily be identified by his Looney Toons tee-shirt tucked into blue jean shorts with no belt. He calls cruising the parking lot at the race "grazing". His trademark saying is "Sup' brah?" Beware.

"The Molester is at it again. I heard he bagged Big Brenda and little Timmy last weekend."

by LukeDuke December 23, 2004

Chester the Molester

The act of fingering a girl while your fingers are covered in Cheetos dust

Mr. Smith gave Mrs. Smith a Chester the Molester; now she has a yeast infection.

by Login14 April 10, 2015

Hester the Molester

A nickname to make fun of a person with the last name "Hester"

You: "God, Hester. You're such a molester. HESTER THE MOLESTER"

by FreakyDeaky88 May 15, 2009

the molester man

The remake of the muffin man.

Have u met the molester man?
The molester man?
The molester man?
Have u met the molester man?
Who lives on rapey lane.

by cartman5000 July 27, 2004