The Lady Maker

Any device used to remove a girl's hymen prior to intercourse, so that she will not experience the 'embarrassment' of bleeding during intercourse. Can also be used to make the first sexual encounter more comfortable.

Popular Lady Makers include: Wooden spoons, candles, fists, dildos, and cucumbers

Also known as: The I-can't-get-no-wood n' spoon, the wooden shame, and the sheet saver

"Hey Jennie, do you think I should use the Lady Maker before my date with Mark?"

"I knew that girl was down when I heard she'd used the Lady Maker"

by kkgirl414 May 12, 2010

Airing Out the Money Maker

When a hooker walks around with no underwear.

Dave: "Yo, that hoe smelled like fish when I asked her how much."
Jim: "She was probably just airing out the money maker".

by Bdebitchhh July 14, 2018

One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker

One finger (primarily a thumb) in the vagina, three fingers in the butt-hole

Dude I was so drunk and she was so horny, so I for some reason put "One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker" - This term was originally coined in a drunk-dial voicemail to a special friend after a night of drinking and after-partying in a hot tub with a naughty french girl.

by Bryan "DJ Kenn"/Will da Thrill January 12, 2009

The Gay Maker

The Gay Maker is a person who just makes shit gay. He himself is not necessarily gay but he has a knack for making situations "gay" and uncomforable.

Dennis, "Yo Matt, honestly you just make shit gay, you will be forever known as The Gay Maker!!"

by Matt "The Gay Maker" Stevens July 31, 2006

The popcorn maker

When you stick popcorn kernels in a girls pussy and then fuck her to make enough friction and heat to pop the kernels.

We gave our kids a snack after we used the popcorn maker
-or-
The popcorn maker sure is a lot cheaper than buying a microwave.

by Gary B May 22, 2003

The Candle Maker

The act of penetrating the ear canal, when ones penis is adequately covered in ear wax resembling a candle. Once constructed one may light whenever desired for a romantic fellatio session.

Mike gave Kendall a raunchy sweaty one of those "The Candle Maker" on top of the May Tag dryer.

by WESLHMASTERHOLDTIGHTMEN April 4, 2010

The Cake Maker

When you have sex with a girl with a condom on then when finished remove the condom slice off the top and disperse the seaman liberally all over her face.

He just gave her the cake maker. Sweet!

by qwerty123456 July 31, 2008