lawn mower

1. A tool used to cut the green stuff around your house, if you have any.

2. A tool used to ferry you around the countryside if your a ghetto-country-welfarerat type who can't afford/is too-lazy-to-work-for a car of any kind.

3. A tool used to shave a womans pubic hair.

1. Glad I live in a desert where grass is virtualy nonexistent.

2. Hey wassup! Lets hop on tha lawn mower and take a trip to D's house.

3. Dammit, the lawn mowers gone and my date will be here in minutes!

by notawelfarerat November 14, 2010

Lawn mower

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job and cuts all your pubes

I gave your husband a lawn mower

by Lova man May 17, 2015

lawn mower

One whom mows lawns / Tyler.

You have to mow your lawns again?!
Damn, what are you,
lawn mower?

by Tyler Kadell October 29, 2007

Lawn Mower

It’s ya girl lawn mower. Back at it again with the grass.it is a good vibe everyone loves.

Lawn mower is the best vine.

by Physco trash paper thin crispy June 30, 2018

Lawn Mower

A machine used by your neighbors that IS SO GODDAMN LOUD I SWEAR TO GOD IT UNLEASHES 69420 SCREAMING DEMONS FROM HELL

It also cuts grass.

Person 1: I was going to fix my sleep schedule but the person next to us is using a lawn mower.
Person 2: Yep, that's life for you.

by ThatBOIIIIIIIII December 15, 2019

Lawn Mower

Pot head who smokes all the weed at the kickback and never repays you

"Did you see andi smoke all of cj's weed"?
"Yeah man that guy's a fuckin lawn mower"

by Harold Oscar March 3, 2018

Lawn mower

Cuts grass very fast

I am using a lawn mower to write this sentence

by Poop ostrich June 3, 2017