shagging the haggis
Having sex with sheep.
shagging the haggis by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016
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haggis under the kilt
The 'accidental' sighting of a mans testes. A Scottish term typically used when people flash their kilt but can be used when women flash under their skirt
haggis under the kilt by spacker110 January 28, 2015
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The Haggies
When ingesting large quantities of marijuana, some people may experience a sensation of be weighed down, to the point where they feel as if they cannot move. The name for this is “The Haggies”, referring to the “Hag” which is a sleep paralysis demon that is believed to pin people down. Despite the negative connotations of the name “The Haggies” are quite enjoyable.
The Haggies by eatbeatnskeet February 17, 2021
The Hagfish
The Hagfish is when a man waits an entire month before ejaculating. Then takes a women, flips her upside down with her head on the edge of the bed to open up her throat. Then proceeds to throat fucks her until he ejaculates so much cum to the point of the women suffocating because there’s so much mucusey nut down her throat.
Alex patiently waited to finish no nut November for The Hagfish he would give to his whore Rebecca. She couldn’t breath from all of the mucusey nut, and she proceeded to suffocate on his baby gravy then died like a heroin addict choking on her own vomit.
The Hagfish by CMNDMN November 22, 2024