by the sus mongus April 22, 2023

by jimmybomm August 08, 2020

A person who has a large belly, pisses their pants, keeps rotting food in their locker and smells like he just took a crap and smeared it all over himself.
by schu May 01, 2005

The fungus is a serious condition that comes to those unfortunate people who suffer from the madness. It's where the anal cavity becomes rotten from excessive anal sex. The anus secreates various bodily fluids. The patient suffers from extreme anal leakage. They are marked by a putrid scent of death and fecal matter. Once a person gets the fungus they are sufferers for life. They can only treat the symptoms by using items like butt plugs and scented tampons. Prevention is the key!
by betsyslover December 08, 2009

by sgtSnafu August 23, 2005

by Moonrunner Redneck July 13, 2011

Fungus is that dude that can get you what ever you want...aicd,shrooms,all different killer buds, pills haha anything you want.. get it from the Fungus Man........
DIRTY JERSEY..O.C. A.C V-HOOD L-HOOD
oooh how i love thos golden tops!!
DIRTY JERSEY..O.C. A.C V-HOOD L-HOOD
oooh how i love thos golden tops!!
Fungus "i got what you need"
by MONEY MAKEIN MITCH January 05, 2008
