The Back Door Sneak

1) A devious ploy, which involves trickery and the element of surprise. (The most literal definition is inserting your P into a girls A instead of her V)
2) Any situation with your friends where you come from seemingly nowhere to surprise them
*similar concept to a back door cut in basketball... but with more real world application

jeez, i was gonna hook up with cait, had that shit all set up, and then u run the back door sneak on me?!?" "sorry bro, im sure she'll still fuck you too

The Back Door Sneak by premature_4life April 24, 2011

The Lithuanian Door Stopper

A sexual act in which a man stands stiffly with his legs spread out while a woman backs into him repeatedly until orgasm. The woman may also play with the man’s penis as if she were a household pet playing with a door stopper. This action was first popularized in Lithuania, but has started to become known internationally in very niche communities.

I think we should try out The Lithuanian Door Stopper tonight, Brian.

The Lithuanian Door Stopper by WitheredTPearl March 15, 2026

The Great Door Handle Scandal 

A group of college students at Harvard that got together to perform an act where a door handle was shoved up one another's anal cavity so far it came out of their mouths. Once the door handle was secured between cheeks, they had to turn the door handle with their scrumptious cheeks and open it.

The great door handle scandal was a good time for everyone that participated.

The Great Door Handle Scandal by JakEthanLover October 30, 2019

Hold The Door Get Robbed Some More! 

The Quote/Reason Why Sheldon Cooper Doesn’t Hold Open Doors For People.
If You Hold A Door For Someone And They Rob You.

Lenard:HEY,HEY Hold The Door!
Sheldon:Hold The Door Get Robbed Some More!
Lenard:OI,WAIT COME BACK!

Hold The Door Get Robbed Some More! by LegendaryUrban October 10, 2018

If you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door

If you make a controversial statement, it is best you have the evidence to support it.

Mark: I'm thinking of telling Evgeny that Communism is overrated
*shocked faces*
Adam: Mate, if you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door!

If you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door by Hoonta January 27, 2012

shut the front door before i slam you out the back 

“a very funny and cool way to tell someone to watch their back” - by sophie

shut the front door before i slam you out the back

shut the front door before i slam you out the back by Lavendar Gooms October 14, 2023

Shut the door 

the act of not being annoying and shutting the door when you leave the room.

me: hey can you shut the door please?
mom: sure!

Shut the door by Your average lesbian July 7, 2020