wilford brimley

When a man goes down on a woman whilst she has a yeast infection the consistency of Quaker Oats.

A good Wilford Brimley always makes me hungry for funnel cake.

by Eric July 31, 2003

wilford brimley

to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.

me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"

you: "yeah?"

me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."

by erik f. neumann December 27, 2007

wilford brimley

to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.

me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"

you: "yeah?"

me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."

by erik f. neumann December 27, 2007

wilford brimley

When a girl makes a guy unkowningly go down on her whilst she has a yeast infection. The key is that the guy is unaware.

I pulled a Wilford Brimley on that guy last night.

by Interns August 06, 2003

Wilford Brimley

n. a cocktail; an Arnold Palmer with 2 dashes of bitters

Fix me up an Arnold Palmer..... no, wait! Make it a Wilford Brimley!

by ukilledthecat July 19, 2020

Wilford Brimley

Perhaps best known for his mustache and commercials for diabetes testing supplies from Liberty Medical, he also promoted Quaker Oats and acted in several films, starring in 'Cocoon' and acting alongside Tom Cruise in 'The Firm.' He was a great man.

Good morning, I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus.

by Dizzler420 July 14, 2021

Wet Wilford Brimley

It's when you're taking a girl from behind, you're about to finish, and you pull out. But instead of finishing, you pour piping hot Quaker Oats on her back and warn her about diabetes.

Oh man, I was having a late breakfast of some oatmeal when my girl woke up DTF. It was hard to stop but I couldn't resist giving her the old Wet Wilford Brimley.

by Steele, Jim November 24, 2023