My mother. No, she wasn't white either, plus she was all wrinkly and shit by the time I was 30. Stupid Renaissance painters, always making her look like a teenager...for My Dad's sake, she was like 48 at the time. You were lucky to live to My age in the early A.D. years. Take a look at the paintings of Caravaggio for a more accurate depiction, minus the fact that he painted us all white.
There is more about the Virgin Mary in the Qu'ran than there is in the Bible itself.
by Black Jesus March 29, 2005
by Thomas Sarni December 26, 2007
by caffy March 13, 2006
by Godfather 1987 August 18, 2008
Not really a virgin at all. Mary and Joseph were dry humping and a little got on her cooter.... BAM! Then you have little tiny baby Jesus....
by 4035 January 17, 2008
Jack: "You want to smoke some weed?"
John: "Nah, I heard it fucks with people"
Jack: "c'mon, don't be such a Virgin Mary"
John: "Nah, I heard it fucks with people"
Jack: "c'mon, don't be such a Virgin Mary"
by adjfaivaybc November 10, 2018