Therapist

That weird lady that sits there and pretends that she knows what's going on in my life

I have to visit my therapist.. what a poser

by Sambrown November 12, 2015

therapist

Someone you pay $100 an hour to fuck with your psyche.

My therapist tried to blame my parents for all my troubles.

by javaturtle January 13, 2004

Therapist

Someone you go to when you have too much money and need to get rid of it.

I had 100$ laying around so I decided to go to a therapist and get yelled at for an hour.

by Zazzy&TheDankos January 5, 2018

Therapist

You need it.

GET SOME FUCKING HELP. GET A THERAPIST. TREAT YOURSELF NOW.

by Goofy Plush September 17, 2023

Therapist

An undercover rapist, don't let them fool you.

Therapist.
TheRapist.
The Rapist.
You don't want to visit the rapist.

by atiredloser July 13, 2021

Therapist

1. Someone for you to cry to when you lost your puppy

2. Someone who your parents send you to become diagnosed or talked to because you have some mental probelm to hide the fact that your parents suck at parenting

Note - Therapist is two words: "The" and "Rapist"

Guy: I'm so ugly that I got turned down by a hooker, I have to cry to my therapist now...

Friend:

by ne0_shiny April 13, 2005

Therapist

A stranger that you tell everything about you and your life that you would not tell your best friends.They are ment to help people

"My friend's dad is a therapists '

by I was never here123 November 11, 2019