Mary treated Jerry like a stromboli when she would not let him go to the strip club with his friends.
by bent June 11, 2006

Instead of saying, "You're so gay for not coming to the party tonight," you say, "you're so stromboli for not coming to the party tonight"
by lizador April 21, 2010

A sudden and overwhelming premonition that something bad is going to happen to someone else, for example that they are going to topple over the edge of an active volcano.
by realCRETT September 13, 2018

When you want to titty fuck Dolly Parton, but you don’t have a dick. So you strap on your silicone Stromboli
by ThatoneguySunshine April 11, 2022

by Ad_friendly May 3, 2018

by Catinahadt April 12, 2016

Slapping the Salamie, Choking the Chicken, Stroking the Stombolie, Waxing the Weasel, Jerkin the Girkin, Spankin the Beefstick, Jacking the Jimmy Dean, Wacking the One Eyed Wonder Worm.
by longstroke March 14, 2011
