Squeegee

Ejaculating onto someone’s face and using your penis perpendicularly to wipe it off. The flick is a necessity.

“We got super wasted and I got to squeegee her face!”

by Peenboi March 8, 2019

squeegee

a card for a palm pilot that puts a cover over the screen

I used a squeegee card to protect my palm pilots screen

by Strong bad July 5, 2003

German Squeegee

The act of pressing your buttcheeks against a pane of glass and farting. This can be done while your pants are still on, but the act is best visualized without pants -- and from the other side of the glass, for optimal viewing. For an even better visual, you may perform this act while suffering from diarrhea, but be careful to avoid the inevitable splash and collateral coverage.

You know the German Squeegee Bob butt-pressed on the bank's front window? He must have had the Hershey Squirts something fierce because they still haven't been able to clean it off. Seriously, it looks like someone shot a turd at the window at Mach 3!

by Donkey Punching Queen July 14, 2011

Vanderwallen Squeegee

The act of emptying out a used condom so that it can be re-worn by a second male, usually for use on the same woman.

Example #1 Tyler and Jeremy didn't have enough rubbers to both do her, so they pulled a Vanderwallen Squeegee.

Example #2 Pulling a Vanderwallen Squeegee is still safer than going bareback when you're tagging a cougar.

by Bob Madden August 21, 2007

Headlight Squeegee

An act performed after sloppy anal sex where a man slams his dirty meat on his woman's chest and tightly squeezes her tits together. Using the tits (headlights) as a squeegee, the man will pull his dick out, leaving a squeaky clean cock and the anal residue between his partner's breasts.

Angelina took laxatives before anal with Justin. Since Justin doesn't like mud on his helmet, he performed the headlight squeegee to clean his cock.

by mrrab June 11, 2015

Beef Squeegee

A Beef Squeegee is a term used to describe a used, yet tight vagina, particularly the vagina of a prostitute.

Although a pro on the street corner circuit, it was impressive to see the prostitute's beef squeegee was tighter than a nun's Gucci hole.

by carlton spoona'ge April 21, 2018

Beaver Squeegee

a patch of hair (soul patch) under the lower lip of a man. often squeegees the vagina whilst it is being eatin out.

"holy cock, did you see howie mandells beaver squeegee!"

"yeah, it is a good lookin one!"

"damn, i wish i had a beaver squeegee as good as howie's"

by T VOH February 1, 2009