I got the sugar

"I got the sugar" is a term used by ignorant ghetto dwellers. It refers to there diabetes and is usually a response given to a medical professional.

Doctor: Mr. Jones, besides being a drunk, do you have any medical conditions?

Mr. Jones: I got the sugar

Doctor: Do you mean diabetes?

Mr. Jones: Yes, and I gots the pressure too!

by drivingsnowstorms September 15, 2009

mulch around the sugar shack

Taking a dump around a type 2 diabetic while they sleep on your farm.

Hey! Billy Bob's gotta mulch around the sugar shack before it gets too cold!

by TioLeo December 4, 2022

An in the hall of the mountain king-dance of the sugar plum Fairy situation

Two songs that sound extremely similar but different at the same time

"Dude, these two songs sound similar yet different at the same time"
"That's an in the hall of the mountain king-dance of the sugar plum Fairy situation

by Expressionism Empress May 1, 2023

Staring at the sugar bowl

When you stare off into space, in a daze. Like a kid staring at a bowl full of sugar.

Girl: *stares at the wall, in a daze*
Guy: You must be tired, you're staring at the sugar bowl!

by macnoel23 March 23, 2022

Pass the tea, please, where's the sugar?

Horrific message often found when listening to Beatles albums played backwards. "Tea" and "sugar" obviously have multiple unspeakably depraved meanings. (How do you play them backwards, by the way? I've never managed to do it!)

On hearing that bit where gnis seltaeB eht Pass the tea, please, where's the sugar?:

Ohhh NOOOOOOOOOO, it's super teatime AGAIN, hide the kiddies!!!

by Fearman October 30, 2007

shook the sugar water

Receiving a handjob in an obscure yet discreet location, particularly behind a bar.

I heard that Brenda shook the sugar water out of Matthew the other night at the pub while he was bartending!

by Exemplxfy January 7, 2025

sugar the cookie

When you have sex while your partner is baking.

I know your baking brownies but, I'm horny; can we sugar the cookie?

by DogeThaDog July 19, 2016