Quasimodo

A really ugly and lonely person who 3rd wheels but people like only because of pitty.

Alexandria is cool but she is quasimodo

by 123456truth December 15, 2015

Quasimodo

To tie a bitch up in handcuffs, chains, etc. in order to present said bitch in front of a crowd and throw tomatoes at them in a humiliating manner.

Ex: Adrienne kept sassing me so I quasimodoed that bitch.

by Stud Club July 4, 2008

Quasimodo

Another name for your penis. Job is to attend to his bells (balls).

Alright Quasimodo, thats enough exploring for today go back and attend to your bells.

by William_Shakes September 22, 2007

quasimodo

v. slang for an extended period of masturbation.

Sitting in your bell tower, hunchbacked, making a squinty face, and ringing your bell all day and all night long.

After John's girlfriend dumped him, he disappeared. I think he was quasimodo.

by swivet February 6, 2010

Quasimodo

Your boss with a hunchback

"MaryEllen", Did you smell Quasimodo this morning? I hope she's not coming to work today.

by red headed stepchild January 10, 2008

Quasimodo

Someone who is wonderful in every way, except they're physically repulsive.

"Dude, She's so awesome, I'd marry her if she weren't such a Quasimodo."

by Professor Realist June 13, 2018

Quasimodo

When you are playing basketball and you do a "behind the back" move with the ball to dazzle defenders.

"Mario Choto" pulled the Quasimodo on the court today, he was unstoppable.

The Quasimodo is one of the finest moves to put some points on the board.

by SpenceStab June 6, 2011