Plunker

Whenever you take a shit and it hits the water with aa PLUNK! noise. Accompanied with water droplets splashing up and hitting the butthole.

Jimmy dropped a huge Plunker.

by Malware. January 11, 2019

plunker

An old, wrinkly, used, 40-60 year old woman that is experienced in the game of Beer Die - particularly in the feat of 'plunking' the die into beer cups.

Also used interchangeably with the verb 'to fuck'

I plunked that plunker.

There's no way I'm going to take home that stinking bitch of a plunker tonight. No way.

by UMaine Plunkaphobe May 19, 2008

Plunker Dunk

To shit with such velocity as to be able to launch a turd from distance and hit the target.

While standing 5 feet from the toilet Gregg plunker dunked a perfect shot. Nothhin but net baby!!!

by shizark May 9, 2011

Norwegian Plunker

The act of defecating into a woman's vagina.

Me and my girlfriend needed to spice up our sex life, so I layed a Norwegian Plunker in her.

by Dave B. October 27, 2003

llama plunker

A woman who enjoys giving head to a man on the toilet taking a dump. See plunker or blumpkin.

"Did that llama plunker really do that last night?"

"My girlfriend is now officially a 'llama plunker'."

by eyebrows&boobes March 19, 2017

Plunker

A large turd named for the sound it makes when it hits the water of a toilet bowl.

Just left a plunker in the shitter.

by gabezilla275 September 7, 2025

Plunker

A term used in clash royale when a mother fucker starts acting up by not donating and mooches and whines like a little bitch. Coined by Careyanne78.

That fucking plunker hasn't donated in two days. Das boot the bitch!

by Poopsnap July 1, 2017