The Nutty Professor

When one commits the act of jerking off his genitalia in a jar of crunchy peanutbutter and gets a nut stuck up in his ureathra.

I was rubin one out in the peanutbutter but then I had to call it quits cause the Nutty Professor walked in.

by Spider November 16, 2004

The Nuttambulo

A racist sigma yogart male. he appears on discord grooming 3 year olds who have no moms

I would love for the nuttambulo to be my step dad

by littletitties August 4, 2022

The Face Nutter

An infamous god among men that is notorious for ejaculating on to the face of women all across the globe. Legends say that he is still out there today nutting on women's faces.

"Hey, have you heard? The Face Nutter actually exists!"
"NAHHHHH there's no way that shit's real. It's gotta be a myth."
"Believe what you want, but I aspire to be like him."

by BRWNBOY May 8, 2021

Nutty the horse

This horse is the living god of stallions, living in the wild outback of Montana with a top speed of 90km/h and lush brown hair. Only the best of horse tamers can ride this wild beast

"He did you see Julian Hayden riding Nutty the horse?"
"He tamed Nutty?, what a fucking alpha chad"

by christine_is_a_milf September 22, 2019

nutting in the mouth

the act of ejaculation in another person's mouth

"He totally nutted into my mouth without permission....ew!"

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

Nutty The Ghost

1: n. One of Carvel’s signature cakes with two layers of ice cream, chocolate crunchies, milk fudge, and white whipped frosting covered in nuts or vanilla crunch.

n. Someone who nuts and ghosts

1: “Oh boy! I can’t wait to eat my delicious Nutty The Ghost!”
2: “Don’t fall for that guy, he’s a Nutty The Ghost.”

by twinkie-chan May 24, 2018

nutty in the salsa

a very fun activity to do with your friends where you get salsa dip your ballsack in it (not pp tho) and you ENJOY THAT SALSA

me: you dude you want to do some nutty in the salsa
him: yeah *pulls out salsa*
me: *vigerously dips nutsack in salsa*
friend: slurps up that salsa
friend: yummmmy

by biggy thiccy March 16, 2019