slap her the mushroom

to hit a girl in the head with one's circumsised penis so hard as to leave a mark. See also mushroom tattoo.

"Next time, just slap her the mushroom."

by Brad Maynes February 4, 2003

give you the mushroom

Putting both penis and balls far into the vagina

Yeah baby I'm going to give you the mushroom later when were alone together

by !vandev November 6, 2017

detouring yourself in the mushroom truck

Slang for beating off in a dirty or generally disgusting bathroom stall.

Don't ever be detouring yourself in the mushroom truck when John walks in. It won't be pretty.

by Gafoto January 16, 2008

Lotioning the Mushroom

Slang for the act of rubbing one out (masturbating). Using lotion of choice.

Poor Lucus never has any luck with the ladies. So he spends most nights lotioning the mushroom (masturbating) while watching porn.

by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025

Tilly Tubby The Mushroom

Tyler is a mushroom, and a tilly tubby. He is a friend of a bully, Eric the bully.

Tilly tubby the mushroom is weird. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Un sha ba chi.

by Breadguy May 17, 2019

the creamy mushroom

the creamy mushroom defined is when an uncircumcised man is about to ejaculate and holds the splooge in the foreskin and gives the women a stamp in the shape of a mushroom from the dick head on said womens forehead.

Gregg: Sandor give that triflin ass bitcha the creamiest of the mushrooms like it was a camble soup lable

Sandor: yea that schlompe had it comin for putting a finger nail in my butt and using tooths.

sandor : yo gregg i just did it she got the creamy mushroom.

by poopstinken April 14, 2010

the kombucha mushroom people

The first lyric to the song ''Sugar'' by System of a Down. Its one of their best songs.

The kombucha mushroom people sitting around all day! Who can believe you? Who can believe you? Let your mother pray! SUGAR!!!!!!

by bitch basket fagola January 23, 2010