by Comeoverhereandkissmeonmyhotmo July 22, 2023
Get the LISA: The Joyful mug.Lisa the cunt is a small girl who is particularly mean to fat bitches who pretend they're on diets by eating fruit salads. Don't ever cross a Lisa the cunt she has been known to turn people to stone with a luck. If your on her good side, it's amusing watching her argue with herself.
"Did you see Lisa the cunt today?"
"Yeah man, her bitchy resting face was in full swing... Steve is dead because of her look"
"Yeah man, her bitchy resting face was in full swing... Steve is dead because of her look"
by Nitro88 June 30, 2014
Get the lisa the cunt mug.This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.
Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review
by Platitude May 27, 2015
Get the Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa mug.1. When a girl gives a guy a blowjob while simultaneously touching herself until she makes herself cum.
2. Being facefucked by a guy while touching oneself until reaching the point of climax.
2. Being facefucked by a guy while touching oneself until reaching the point of climax.
He told me to put his dick in my mouth and touch myself because he wanted to feel when I orgasmed through my moaning. He called it the Mona Lisa
by Citygworl16 October 10, 2020
Get the The Mona Lisa mug.AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.
Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!
Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*
Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*
by Curtis Mortemer August 20, 2008
Get the cockslapping the mona lisa mug.by oh sick,dude !!!!!! May 1, 2004
Get the the Mona Lisa mug.A sex act when a young "artist" tricks an old dirty art teacher into holding up a empty picture frame. He then shoots "patronage" (i.e. semen) all over her face through the frame, and earns his A.
by SukyPirate November 16, 2009
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