Koehler (Kaylor)

Is a total babe. She’s a little air headed but it’s mostly for show. she’s super funny and ditsy. But don’t get on her bad side cause she’ll beat you up while crying. It’ll be a very confusing time. She’s always down to cuddle and spend time with whoever she’s with unless she’s taking care of her kids, then you become a solid 2nd. She’s a halfway crunch so she’ll get here kids frozen Dino nuggets but only O-organics brand or she uses both homemade bread and frans white bread in a single day. She drives a minivan and cares about sea turtle health more than her children's.

Guy: did you just get a metal straw for your Starbucks and throw the plastic wrapper in the storm drain?

Girl: yea why?

Guy: isn’t that counter productive?

Girl: no, the metal straw is to save the sea turtles and the plastic wrapper only kills fish.

Guy: you don’t care about fish?

Girl: no they’re ugly

Guy: you’re such a Koehler (Kaylor)

by Don’t-ask January 17, 2022

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she is a blonde haired absolute scoundrel. her hobbies included helping people cheat on tests and watching(more like a wide eyed stare) the sun. she has a mom who is cool i think i have only seen a picture of her. she’s poor. she loves i mean loves to play roblox like a weirdo. she has a instagram account that she lied about her age on it. to conclude STAY AWAY FROM HER.

person: “OH NO ITS A ava koehler”
person 2: “ it’s okay she’s poor”

by ava isn’t cool January 20, 2023

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Koehler

bitch; usually a drunk driver; usually sad but put a drink in his hand; big dick energy; “never eat shrimp and then drink after i feel like i’m gonna shit my pants”

Koehler-“ it’s whatever i don’t give a fuck anymore”
anybody-“ here’s a beer!”
Koehler- “ I’m t’d”

by Jp24! January 14, 2023

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