The Hustle

The Hustle by Van McCoy is the "theme" song of the swine flu - that is, whenever you hear The Hustle, the swine flu is near! The louder The Hustle is, the closer swine flu is! When you hear The Hustle...RUN!!! DUCK AND COVER!!! Do something because swine flu will get you and you will DIE!!!

Jim: Hey Eric, what's up.
Eric: Hey Jim, what's...wait. Did you hear that?
*do do do dodo dodo do do, do do do dodo dodo do do, do it. Do the Hustle!*
Jim: Ahh!!!! It's The Hustle! Swine flu is near! Run!!!!

by Chigglywiggly May 2, 2009

the hustle

When plans are ruined by an outside force. The term was originally used in this context by Paul Lizotte and Will Keel.

"Damn, that was the hustle."

by Will June 19, 2004

On the hustle

To be conning. Cheating. Stealing

Gotta make that dolla. That’s why I’m always on the hustle. You know what I mean.

by Shawta June 6, 2019

I like the hustle

A saying used to tell a client good shot when shooting redfish and missed.

Damn boss I like the hustle

by Dink killer August 22, 2020

Can’t knock the hustle

Common phrase used to describe not hating on someone’s trade or hustle.

“You can’t knock the hustle”

by ROAsmugbubble September 17, 2023

The Nigerian Hustle

In the early 1960's the communists were still spreading, the word of communism and socialism spread to Africa to a variety of different countries, the Africans had/have a significantly lower IQ than other regions on Earth. So to put it in a simple way, they have sponge brains, they are able to take in portions of information, as though they could not make their own intelligent declarations about any new ideas that they have heard of. So when communism made its way to African countries, not many were greatly effected, except when it came to Nigeria, It has changed the future for the people of nations, Especially the United States of America. In the early 1970's the soviets began sending secret intelligence agents to the country known as Nigeria. They then taught the African people of Nigeria important skills which were used as a weapon against the American people. They realize that there is a universal connection between something. Music... Most people can confirm it aswell that they enjoy music from other countries even though they may not know the backstory of the words that are being poetically spoken. Anyways, The Soviet trained Nigerians are secretly brought to the United States of America as immigrants and then later have their identity changed secretly to make it seem as they were from the USA all along. They then proceeded to use their training to create music taught by the soviets to degrade the American citizens.

Johnny: Hey man, have you heard about the Nigerian Hustle? That shit is ruining our country.

Mick: Yeah, those negros need to go somewhere else I swear...

by JohnnyRebel777 June 11, 2021

The Negative Hustle

walking into any social situation where the drop-dead gorgeous / target of your affection / affinity is co-mingled with other - shall we say - less attractive colleagues. You immediately approach your high-value target (HVT) and, sensing her pre-rejection, introduce yourself and hold her attention long enough to have her introduce you to one of the 'grenades' she came in with. Target immediately intuits YOUR rejection as a threat to her survival, triggering her own insecurity, which is further informed by her perceived loss of social status, along with the requisite material security garnered by same, etc, and she effects a 180-degree Vis-a-vis her initial reaction to you and proceeds to 'cock block' her friends and you win....

Dude: (while approaching HVT) "Hey...how's it going? Can I....

HVT: "LISTEN! I'm not interested, okay?!"

Dude: "Oh, me either. I was actually going to ask you to introduce me to your friend over there. Do you mind?"

HVT: (absorbs blow -- soul flinches) "Uhhh.......I'm sorry. My name is Paris. What's your name?

This completes The Negative Hustle....voila!

by TheNegativeHustler August 2, 2010