Doing the Herbal

Feeling inclined to violently masturbate in the shower while washing your hair with Herbal Essences shampoo due to its surprisingly arousing aromatic qualities

Yes! Yes! YES!...Looks like somebody's doing the herbal

by jimbotango July 27, 2011

Taking the Herbie to the curb

When someone inserts the penis and testicles into the vagina during sex.

I was taking the herbie to the curb last night and your mom got pissed and kicked me out.

by LixxLaJoy December 7, 2006

Trimming the Herbs

A Super Mario Maker level created by Ahoyo in 2017. It was eventually discovered that the creator used a TAS bot to upload the level, but that didn't stop someone named Sanyx91smm2 from beating the level on April 5, 2024, just three days before the Wii U and 3DS servers shut down on the 8th.

Sanyx91smm2: Let's go I beat Trimming the Herbs!

by GoGo_Gadget March 2, 2026

Who got the herbs when I’m dry

Who got the herbs when I’m dry means who has the weed when I don’t it’s from a reggae song but it’s fun to say to your friends

Yo nick who got the herbs when I’m dry? Nick: yeee

by Nickatnite40 November 17, 2020

The Stephen Herbits

Another name for Sticker's sarcoma. It's a sexually transmitted cancer found in canids. Basically, a tumor of the genitals in one dog about 10 thousand years ago mutated, making it able to live on indefinitely. Defined as a huge tumor, that’s a bleeding, cauliflower-shaped mass and the most attractive part is they're on dog dicks.

The Stephen herbits defined as a histiocytic tumor of the external genitalia of the dog and other canines, as the std that’s transmitted from animal to animal during mating.

by Yhcsfsgss July 2, 2024

herbert the pervert

A nice old man who likes to give Popsicles to young boys that he keeps in his cellar.

Herbert the Pervert: Hey young fella. Do you like popsicles?
Idiot Boy: Yes
Herbert: I got a whole freezer full of them down in my cellar. Do you want to come down there with me?
Idiot Boy: Uh no thank you Mr. Herbert (leaves)
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here boy

by Popsicles in the cellar June 6, 2018

herbert the pervert

A man who loves boys *in sexual way*

Dude Herbert offered me some candy this morning and said come on I just wanna lick ya Herbert the pervert means: I WANT YOOUU

by Http/www.UrbanDictionary.com February 24, 2015