The Government

A large organization that decides they should control everything else, and have control over life and death, while not giving a shit about you, and acts like they are working for you, when they make money no matter what, and only want money, and more, acts perfect while killing innocent people thousands of times domestically, and millions of times in other countries. Somehow you owe everything to them, makes sense when all they do is control you, rather than protect you, for the sake of industry,

We are the Government, and we must censor this definition for your

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by Givl Upi March 5, 2018

That's what the government want you to think...

Can be used for the answer to almost anything at all or used if you can't think of an answer.

Bob: I'm sure the colour of this carpet is a little to dark.

Dave: *Doesn't care* That's what the government want you to think...

by rudym335 July 23, 2014

fuck the government

hell yeah, motherfux0rs. The government should shut their fucking mouths and stop fucking around with censorship.

The government payed me to say $%#@ instead of cunt. That must make me a god damn chiggajiggawigganigga.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 30, 2003

The Governator

Arnold!!! Formerly the Terminator exterminator or the Preditator and the Gary Colminator.

Caleeeeefornia haa haa haa

by Will Groner July 29, 2005

the government

"a bunch of people that belive its with in there power to rule the world, the goverment is notmaly the minority in power."

""how is it the 10% of the world runs the rest of the 90%?." bastards"

by pureone September 20, 2004

Child of The Government

A person who believes anything they are told about the government and refuses to take into consideration any other points of view,

"If its illegal, its bad for you"

"You are such a child of the government!"

by Scruffy Joe913 December 12, 2009

guest of the government

In jail. ( euphemism )

My dad is guest of the government after the police caught him selling dope.

by zimbax November 19, 2012