The Fuckening

The single best way to describe the events of the year 2020

First coined by Bill Maher on his tv show Real Time With Bill Maher

Kid in the year 2050 “So what exactly was the year 2020 like?”

Guy who survived 2020 “oh man, we refer to that period as The Fuckening.” Aka the single worst year in the history of mankind”

Kid in the year 2020 “Damn that truly was The Fuckening”

by Pass poisonously December 5, 2020

The fuckening

When your day is going too good but you don’t trust it, and finally some shit goes does

Johnny’s birthday was going fine until the captain arrived ah there it is the fuckening

by KTM350 September 17, 2019

The fuckening

When ur day is going to well and you dont trust it and some shit finally goes down

Ah the Fuckening

When my day is going to good and then something finally goes wrong

Ah the fuckening

by Alto lockemy October 2, 2019

The fuckening

When everything is fine and then out of nowhere, it all goes to shit.

"Hey George, how would you describe 2020?"
"That's an easy one... it was fine and then BOOM! The fuckening."
"Hmm... accurate."

by Ran-demise October 26, 2020

The Fuckening

The reckoning of all of the fuckery in one's life in order to forward. Psychologists also refer to this as "integration" - the positive experience of psychological maturity.

Holy shit, it's the fuckening. I hated XXXX and was incapable of XXXX because it is directly related to this singular event and the negative way that event made me feel. By removing the negative associations to that event, I can now experience XXXX in a new and positive way.

by Music Club January 17, 2019

The Fuckening

When your cat(s) start tearing the house apart at 3 AM running around like they're possessed

When you hear the sound of your cat full speed sprinting and objects breaking late at night, you know the fuckening has commenced.

by The_Cat_Wrangler June 17, 2019

The fuckening

When you start seeing ghosts but they make you horny so you try to fuck them. You thrust through them and snap your penis on your wall.

Doctor: how did you snap your penis

Man: the fuckening

Doctor: it’s happened to all of us

by Faheem Zanker July 16, 2019