Variant of douche bag and douche. Douchie is used in an affectionate manner to describe a person who commits acts ofdouche baggery but is nevertheless forgiven and loved for who he or she is. A douchie is typically appreciated whereas a douche is not.
From girlfriend to boyfriend: "I can't believe you just made fun of Jenn's muffin top. You're such a douchie".
by Cristo39 March 03, 2010
Like douche bag but to the next level, something completely and utterly retarded and pointless. Offen used as an insult or to say that you do not enjoy something.
by Natalie Theriault May 05, 2006
by Hasselhoff_ist_mein_Held January 18, 2012
by Korkle November 14, 2009
by Gabriellamilosevic July 24, 2009
by Mattster September 12, 2005
When you spread a girls bootyhole really far apart then put cooked ramen in her ass and water with koolade packets and some Hershey chocolate and eat that shit straight outta her ass
by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020