jump the donkey

To embark on an exciting and potentially dangerous adventure.

Justin Bieber will jump the donkey when he goes hunting for sharks from a helicopter.

by MonksAnonymous August 29, 2015

Shaving the donkey

When a Canadian rubs the back of his head on your taint.

See that bald spot on the back of his head, he’s been shaving the donkey, eh.

by The Alaskan and the Indian April 23, 2021

Whacking the Donkey

Apparently what the guy from "Overboard" did when Goldie Hawn was gone from him thinking she was someone else's mother and wife. Yeah, we don't get it either.

As Goldie Hawn tries to leave her mean husband--

Mean husband: I'm desired by many women! Do you know what I've been doing while you were gone? Whacking the donkey with painted ladies!

by painteddonkeywhackerladie August 24, 2009

riding the donkey

Sex with a woman with a big booty.

See that girl over there with the big booty? I'm gonna be riding the donkey tonight.

by Dolphan April 23, 2006

Pumped into the Donkey

A sound beating of one football team by another, by four goals to one.

Did you see the game yesterday? England were pure Pumped into the Donkey by Germany!!!

by Steven_McCrory July 1, 2010

Pinning the blame on the donkey

1. A clever pun derived from the popular game, Pin the Tail on the Donkey. This fraise is used when all the blame and problems of a situation are being placed upon a single person. In this situation the person responds with the aforementioned statement.

Group of People: You suck Andre, this is all your fault!

Andre: You guys are just Pinning the blame on the donkey

Group of People: Oh Andre you're so funny... PIN THE BLAME ON GARRET!!!!

by Crazyscudderz May 21, 2011

smacking the donkey

When you smack someones butt .

A donkey is also refered to as an ass .
So if your smacking the donkey your smacking the ass .

Two guys are talking .

GUY 1: Yeah dudee I was with her last night.
GUY 2: You were totally smacking the donkey weren't you?

by ThatCoolKid. December 26, 2010