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The Ballet Dancer

During sex,when man and a woman stand facing each other and the woman raises one of her legs up and wraps it around the guy's butt while pulling him into her with her leg.
Amber and I did The Ballet Dancer last night.
by Dimmu=TheNowegianBetrayingTM September 21, 2015
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Performing oral sex on a male. "dangling" is a reference to the male genitalia "at rest".
We were going out for dinner and a movie. We ended up "eating at the "dangling diner"".
by pugwamp April 9, 2009
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The Italian Dinner

When a girl eats a bunch of garlic while on her period and the guy then fucks her with his noodle (dick) and then eats her out.
Connor and I did The Italian Dinner last night. The room stunk of garlic
by Love is a Polaroid March 16, 2023
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The Ribbon Dancer

When a male wiggles his penis while ejaculating so rather than coming out in a straight line, the semen is expelled in a squiggly fashion. Commonly used when cumming onto a girl's face to sneak it into her hair or eyes.
She kept telling me to cum on her so I gave her the ribbon dancer.

I was quite proud when I went from a houdini into ribbon dancer into a sad clown into a mushroom stamp.
by TheJizzerOfOz July 21, 2009
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A Common name used for the cool history teacher Mr.Winger.
Person1: Hey who do you have for 4th period?

Person 2:Winger Dinger the Nasty Finger..
by Martha Barreto May 2, 2005
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The Turkey Dinner

Step one: Stuff the Turkey- stuffing and a wooden spoon are required for this step. As all great turkeys are stuffed first, you must make your woman a great turkey. You have to start with loading her asshole with stuffing, the wooden spoon is needed to really get it in there( avoid her cryis for hel, it means she likes it.)

Step 2: Set oven to 350- in this step you are required to fart, but this is no average fart this is a very heated fart. This is a very delicate process because if you don't quite heat the fart up enough, your lady friend might not come at the right time.(taco bell is helpful to heat the fart up)

Step 3: Add the Gravy- If Taco Bell was consumed to help for the last step, this step will be a piece of cake. You will need to take a shit that is very runny and very fluidy on your lady friends chest. Rub it around. It cannot be a solid shit. This will destroy the process and you'll have to restart.

Step 4: Time to fry the turkey- this process is very painful for the both of you, but it has to be done. You must stick boiling frier oil in the females vagina and fuck her while its still in there.

Disclaimer: if there are any 3rd degree burns, vicious wounds and of fatalities it is not my fault. This was created by Bill Gates in an Applebee's Kitchen on thanksgiving night
-Hey I heard you and Julie has The Turkey Dinner, how did it go?

- She died...
by The Asswipe August 21, 2013
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ORIGIN OF THE KESWICK DINNER JACKET

In 1989 The Keswick Dinner Jacket was introduced to Keswick by Debbie Weddel of Keswick. Over 30 years later, it has become Keswick, Ontario's Biggest Trend!
The Origin of The Keswick Dinner Jacket was introduced by Debbie Weddel of Keswick, Ontario, in 1989.
by Dwn2urth March 24, 2022
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