car washing

The practice of strategically positioning oneself near a future point in the trajectory of a moving individual and timing one's flatulence to coincide with the individual's passing so that individual unknowingly passes through the nauseous gases causing dizziness, vomiting, rashes, temporary blindness, loss of appetite, disorientation, disgust, and general contempt. May also cause hilarity for the individual acting as the car wash. The act is similar to a car passing through a car wash but instead of getting clean, the victim usually just feels plain dirty.

Person 1: What's that pile of vomit behind you?

Person 2: (Smiling) I'm car washing people and Bill threw up.

by Stolotski February 1, 2012

car wash

When a person is shat upon by multiple people, that person must then crawl on all fours as the people involved pee on them until squeaky clean.

Rachel got a car wash last night from the whole fraternity.

by Stuttering prick December 18, 2012

[car wash]

The girl must be wearing glasses. Poop is first thrown on the ladies face to act as mud. The male then ejaculates on her on her glasses, simulating soapy bubbles. He must dangle and swab his hairy scrotum across the glasses to scrub. Next he proceeds to urinate on her face to rinse off the mud and soap. And immediately turns around and blows a fart in her face to hot dry.

Man I ran her through the car wash last night, she was not happy.

by Dudley Goodlove March 30, 2009

Car Wash

A Car Wash is giving a girl anal sex then having her perform oral sex so you can follow up with vaginal sex.

After banging Lezli in the ass I had her go down on me so I could bang her in the pussy with less risk of her getting a vaginal infection. Car Wash was coined by me in summer of 2002.

by Louis Coffin August 25, 2007

Car wash

When you blow a load in someone’s face and turn around and fart in there face.

The girl had cum on her face and was plugging her nose because I gave her a car wash.

by The original Carwasher March 30, 2019

Car-washing

The process of having sex with a breastfeeding woman and her breast milk squirts all over you.

Hey Patto, last nights car-washing was fun, she had a couple of full bags! Jenny’s milk tasted better than Julies did too!

by Car washer February 8, 2020

car wash

multiple guys using their tounges to give a girl the proper cleaning she deserves.

The guys and i gave Bree the First and best car wash. Not only was she clean she enjoyed it.

by Leonard May 13, 2005