Brandon the Barber

he is the best barber gives you that fade 1st time free best at fades he's looking for 5 big oily pickaxe dudes so if you know any big oily pickaxe dudes tag them in the comments

"YOOOOOOOOOO my boy Brandon the Barber HOOKED ME UP BRO LOOK"

by effin myles April 26, 2023

Brandon the foster kid

A dude Brandon I used to live with who worked for fosters moving. He hated it and quit after day 1.

Person 1: "hey where's Brandon? "
Person 2: "who? "
Person 1: "Brandon the Foster kid"

by TakePissGang December 4, 2019

Brandon the fat kid

A fat kid who loves hamburgers more than everything even tho he is with Joeny while cheating on Kimberly. More names he is known as ; Cartman,Ballena,Santa Claus and that fat kid .

Brandon the fat kid issa fat kid who has sagging tits.

by ilovesandman6969 October 31, 2017

Dirty brandon the entertainer

When you ejacukate on the headliner of your car and she slams the door and it drips down on your forehead while eating pineapple pizza.

Oh hey.... I had a dirty brandon the entertainer last night

by Maatttyyy April 14, 2020

Brandon the Lover

Sex demon thats very down bad all the time and can't go more then a week without "yoga"

Im in a Brandon the Lover mood.

by Transing my gender March 14, 2022

Brandon the foster kid

he’s a naughty boy with a bad habit, a bad habit for bike stealing.
bike stealing,
bike stealing

Person 1: “Do you know where my bike went?”
Person 2: “Brandon The Foster Kid would probably have it”

by brofromusa July 29, 2018

Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner

A person considered as an intellectual, however makes questionable decisions.
Shoots blanks, with average aim. Prefers riding silent and slow motorcycles.
Loves to collect corporate branded merchandise to achieve the ultimate homely feel.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner, it's just society knows you could be better.

Be better, don't settle to be Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner

by ForFoxSakesRed February 12, 2024