Booze" A boozer is a person who floats in a puddle of self pity unable to come to grips with his own reality. The most notable feature of a boozer is he has forgotten who really cares about him because he or she only cares for booze. Warning do not fall in love with a boozer, it is a love triangle with booze being foremost the love, and the most important.
Boozers can be found in most Bars and clubs, if found in a Bar or Club they will pretend to be your friend or just be nasty to you or just want to be left alone rather than be friendly. They can be found at the same old place day after day, or they at times will come home and set in the dark and drink and be a complet asshole to their wife or husband and kids. Frankly speaking they have no life and they don't want anyone else to have one.
by Lew October 22, 2003
A blunt cigar rolled with weed, preferably fat as hell. Usually used as a certain lingo to avoid unwanted attention when asking someone if they wanna blaze up. Also can be used in correlation with Carlos Boozer for added mysticism.
Ex 1. Who wants to go hang out with Carlos?
Ex 2. Hey dude, I think it's boozer thirty, you wanna go take care of that?
Ex 2. Hey dude, I think it's boozer thirty, you wanna go take care of that?
by Cheech McChong February 29, 2008
by Jim July 22, 2003
A caveman Carlos of the Cleveland Cavaliers; used interchangeably when imitating the Frankenstien monster, or making "Crush, Kill, Destroy, Smash" noises a la Soloman Grundy
by Tim February 7, 2004
by junky monkey from funky town January 17, 2010
"Victim 1: fucking h4x0r!"
"Victim 2: wtf d00d that was BS!"
"Victim 3: no doubt u faggot"
"b00z3r: PWNED!"
"Victim 2: wtf d00d that was BS!"
"Victim 3: no doubt u faggot"
"b00z3r: PWNED!"
by b00z3r October 2, 2003