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the angry dragon

when a man is getting head from his bitch. then once he blows his load in her mouth he hits the back of her head and it blows out of her nose.
"jonny pulled off the angry dragon on little jenny when she was done giving him head. she had his load coming out of his nose, and a bruise on her head."
by andreaeaea July 11, 2006
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The Angry Bulldog

When Mooning someone,take your pecker and nutsack and tuck'em between your legs then pull your ass cheeks apart,resembles an angry bulldog
Hunter:Here comes the school bus,I'm gonna Moon'em

Paulie:Tuck your package and give'em "The Angry Bulldog"
by nobait September 4, 2012
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The Angry Pirate

When a chick is giving you head and you pull out and blow it in her face, then you hit her in the knee and she is jumping around covering one eye.
That chick made me mad so i pulled the angry pirate on her!
by arrick January 18, 2006
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The Angry German

When you're pounding out your girlfriend, while screaming furiously, without bending your knees!
The Adolf just wasnt getting the job done, so I hit her with The Angry German!
by ToneMan08 March 22, 2017
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The Angry Chef

When penatrating a girl from behind, you casually insert a digit into her anus. Confused and angry, she turns around, and you 'paint' angry eyebrows on her, then place your boxers on her head like a 'chef's hat.' Thus, The Angry Chef.
Boy, was Susie shocked when I gave her The Angry Chef last saturday. She didn't know she was in for a culinary surprise!!
by Alan Lamb April 25, 2004
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The Angry Gorilla

The Angry Gorilla is when a man shaves his pubic hairs and saves them in a bag next to his bed. the next time he has a woman over, after sex when he ejaculates on her chest, he then proceeds to take the saved pubic hairs and throw them at her chest. She then trys to pull them off looking similar to a gorilla pounding on his chest.
When a male ejaculates on a womans chest and throws his saved pubic hair on her chest. She them becomes angry and trys to pull the hairs off. Similar to a gorilla pounding on his chest. This is called The Angry Gorilla
by William Warner December 15, 2008
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The angry Blaker

The act of removing the penis from ones pantaloons and recieve a hearty laugh from the sexual accomplice. You then become quite enraged and punch the woman in the face then fucking her rectal cavity brutally until you hit the poo nerve, causing her to shit ferociously all over the male erectus. The constant flow of fecal matter causes the woman to lose conciousness due to a mass body fluid loss, to which you shit in her unconciouss mouth and fuck it some more until you blow your load in to her mouth orfice. Afterwards you tie her upside down to the fridge and drink the thick liquids that are expelled from her mouth. You then sew her mouth shut and poo on her face so she vomits and suffocates. You then fuck her dead body some more and then torch all evidence of the delicious occasion and then admit yourself into a mental institution where you undertake all previous steps on a psycho dilusional fuck who has no idea what is happening :D
OMG Guys did you hear about what happened on the weekend. Police say someone gave some biddy the angry blaker. That shit was literally fucked up.. *Holds Boner

Did you hear about Archie? he totally gave the angry blaker to some chick in his ute.
by Radcool November 10, 2010
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