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The Jared Allen

Hog tie a girl and put her at the end of a slippery hallway. With an erect penis, run towards her and slide in on your knees so that your dick is jammed into her vagina.
Pablo: "What happened to you?"
Santiago: "I tried The Jared Allen on my girlfriend and missed...."
by TheInvertedNipples September 11, 2011
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The Peter Allen Method

To find an answer that is clearly wrong by making up a method and using bad assumptions.
Guy 1: I think Jimmy is going to make the fluids final easy

Guy 2: How on earth did you come up with that theory?

Guy 1: The Peter Allen Method
by Dr. Chuang April 13, 2010
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The Purple Gang (The Purple Aliens)

The Purple Gang (The Purple Aliens) is a really dope gang in GTA 5. You dress up as aliens, and you clash with the green gang. The green gang is shit.
Purple gang is the GOAT! 💜💜💜

The Purple Gang (The Purple Aliens)
by Gloomy Gamer Girl May 1, 2020
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Allen the Brawl-Fag

Sucks Bowser's weiner on Super Smash Brothers brawl, takes carrot dildos up the butt from beach, and is a gay rabbit overall.
Allen the Brawl-Fag uses Olimar and sodomizes himself with Picmen.
by jokerman15 January 1, 2012
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Allen the Cocksucker

Kid from Albuquerque who enjoyed licking boners.
Allen, no, please do not slobber on my winky.

-Allen the Cocksucker
by jokerman15 January 1, 2012
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aliens in the attic

The greatest movie ever. It fixed me and my wife's marrige. It brought into the city of England. I also now have full custody of the kids.
Aliens in the attic is a great 2009 movie
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1) HELL

2) MORE HELL

3) Makes you act less catholic than you were at the beginning

4) Teachers and staff do NOTHING about bullying and harassment

5) The uniforms suck

6) The kids there are arrogant, conceited, stuck-up little assholes

7) There was 1 teacher who was pretty awesome. Thanks Mr. Simcoe!! (They made him leave his teaching job after my class left)

8) You are just wasting $2,000 dollars a year (preschool, pre-kindergarten, and k-8) so about $22,000.

9) VERY SHITTY TEACHERS!

10) i'm low-key convinced that one of the staff/teachers was a pedophile

11) EVEN MORE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My friend: "You went to St. Joseph the Worker School (Allentown, Pennsylvania)???"

Me: "Yeah. It was a hell hole"

My friend: "I'm surprised you're alive!"
by ej747 July 23, 2019
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