Guy 1: "Yo I just scored with the hottest chickin the club last night, bro. You should see her. I bet you'll be jealous."
Guy 2: "That's cool and all but does she have the 3 T's?"
Guy 1: "I mean... I guess she has 2 out of the 3 T's."
Guy 2: "Then your claim is invalid."
Go to any place that rents movies, rent some, slap that shiet into your computer and start ripping them. There you go, no need to pay $20 for DvDs anymore.