real life

The shittiest dream you'll ever have.

*Me asleep dreaming away from real life*
Me: "I just had the worst nightmare where I was dealing with depression and everyone around me would just kill each other."
Person: "Damn, that sounds awful."
Me: "OH FUCK I'M HAVING IT AGAIN!"

by Dubiks August 31, 2018

This is real life.

A phrase used to express seriousness, or actuality. When the legitimacy of someone's threatening attitude is challenged, or the realness of an event or sight is questionable, etc., this phrase is used to confirm it. Can be used in place of "for real" or "seriously" or "fo shizzle" or any other phrase of that nature.

Person 1: Girl, I will CUT... YOU...
Person 2: Haha, yeah right..
Person 1: I'm going to cut you. This is real life.

I just got a new car - this is real life!

by velociraptor93 January 24, 2011

real life

The period in between lag spikes on Ragnarok Online.

1) "The server's lagging again! Time for real life."

by Trihan April 28, 2004

In Real Life

A quick-witted response used by a logical person in an attempt to update a nit-wit on the reality of life.

Used when the nit-wit chooses a fantasy version on what's really going on. The quick-witted person would respond with the truth, then back it up by saying "In Real Life"

"You ain't the queen dishwasher. In real life."

by Once Again March 17, 2013

Real Life

1) n. Your actual life, not your internet one. irl - in real life.
2) n. A comic by Greg Dean.

1. What did you do in real life today?
2. Have you read Real Life at www.reallifecomics.com yet?

by TheScaryOne May 01, 2003

this is not real life

an angieism used when something is outrageous, unreasonable, or inconceivable.

mr. welsch passes out an frq so hard that it makes you want to kill yourself. "this is not real life" describes the overall difficulty of the question and the consensus of the class that we have no idea what we are doing.

by thisisnotreallife1993 November 11, 2010

In Real Life

A fan-made boyband that consists of members who had competed in a show called Boy Band. This band consists of 5 handsome and talented guys which are Chance Perez, Drew Ramos, Michael Conor, Sergio Calderon, and Brady Tutton.

Omg! Did you hear Tonight Belongs to You by In Real Life?

by foreverbrikey July 15, 2018