Transylvania Surprise

When fuckin a girl she bleeds for no damn reason.

Self-explanatory. If you don't get it you don't need to.

by Jake MacFarland September 10, 2005

transylvania

A small private university in lexington kentucky which only admits the best and brightest of the state. Though at times people don't think it's real or that it is located in Romania, it is a real college. Despite many jokes, the students don't sleep in coffins in the dorms and they don't drink blood from the cafeteria. They do however, drink lots of alcohol because it is the top greek school in the nation. The best sorority at Transylvania is Phi Mu. The students also are not transvestites like the one featured in the movie Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Bobby: Dude! I'm going to school at Transylvania!
Justin: Why are you going to Romania?

by phimufrat1248 April 17, 2011

transylvania tea

Tea made by using a bloody tampon dunked in hot watter

A vampire dicided he was tired of fresh blood so he asked for transylvania tea.

by richardhead69 March 6, 2009

Transylvania Flopper

The act of making love to a fresh cadaver and then proceeding to receive a blow job from another living person and then slapping them across the face with your cock.

"Dude what'd you do last night?"

"I went to the morgue with your mom and gave her the ol' Transylvania Flopper"

by cgaines December 18, 2007

Transylvania Candy Cane

It’s when you have sex with a girl on the rag and then she gives you a blow job!

After doing a Transylvania Candy Cane with her, her mouth looked like a zombie cannibal’s mouth!

by ben-jamin' 321 August 3, 2012

Transylvania Traintracks

Transylvania Traintracks is another term for laced coffee, or coffee with another substance in it. Coffee that has trace amounts of LSD, Cocaine, or any other drug inside of it would be considered Transylvania Traintracks. The reason it is called Transylvania Traintracks is that the Romanian scientist (Romania is modern-day Transylvania) was killed with laced coffee. The "Traintracks" part is there to remind you that it hits you like a steel train.

I just ran a train on those Transylvania Traintracks and I feel like shit now.

by KKKoolkids November 21, 2017

Transylvania Trolley

Getting road head so good that it feels like she is sucking out your soul, you loose control and crash, resulting in your meat being a bloody mangled mess

Joe thought getting some road head on a Friday night was great, until he slammed into a parked car and Kate gave him a Transylvania Trolley instead.

by Dr.Jeffery August 24, 2018