omaha thanksgiving surprise

A fairly recent sexual manuever, which is performed primarily around the holidays. It involves stuffing a woman's vagina full of bread and vegetables, much like sutffing a turkey.

Person 1: "dude, you know that leftover turkey stuffing that no one would eat?"

Person 2: "Yea, why?"

Person 1: " well, lets just say tht christine really loves the holidays."

Person 2: " Ah, the omaha thanksgiving surprise... dude."

by Surgio November 13, 2007

Thanksgiving Spit Roast

When a girl gets in between a White guy and a Native American having the time of their lives, and have the White guy rail her from behind, and have her blow the Native American

We did a Thanksgiving Spit Roast last night when Josh’s girlfriend walked in on us fucking

by OctoSellingIllicitCorn November 7, 2023

The Thanksgiving Slasher

When you masturbate into a thanksgiving turkey and present it to the family for dinner.

Joe: Bro I gotta finish real quick.
Tyler: Alright finish in the turkey so we can have The Thanksgiving Slasher for dinner.
Joe: Right on bro!

by McHoagieNutter December 2, 2015

The Thanksgiving Stuffer

When you stick a large turkey leg in someone’s ass....knuckle end...and eat the meat end.

I gave my girlfriend the thanksgiving stuffer....so full and a little sleepy

by Wordsmithensonandwesson August 5, 2019

Thanksgiving Syndrome

The unfortunate result that occurs after incest, sexual harassment, or intimate relationships are ended between closely-related family members, destroying all holiday spirit, hence the name Thanksgiving Syndrome, because of the dread of seeing that special someone at the dinner table again for the holidays, which would inevitably relive the once pleasureable or even forced orgasms that secretly occurred with that someone.

John: Why does your sister look so depressed when tomorrow is Christmas?
Mark: She has the Thanksgiving Syndrome.
John: The what?
Mark: Our cousin fucking raped her last month, and the unconvicted son of a bitch is going to be at our Christmas dinner tomorrow.

by Kevin Lao March 14, 2006

the thanksgiving special

after recieving oral sex from a girl you bust wind from the feast and slam a pumpkin pie into her face and say happy thanksgiving

john was bustin sarah in the face, when he sharted and came and use the thanksgiving special

by jasenjaz December 28, 2007

Thanksgiving Sandwich Smash

A holiday version of the Portuguese Breakfast, sort of. When a male fills a female's vagina with stuffing and cranberry sauce. The male then inserts his penis, and rams the female very hard, as to smash the stuffing and the cranberry sauce into a mess. The female then lets the contents drip from her vagina.

Lawrence gave Morgan the ol' Thanksgiving Sandwich Smash over the break, according to anonymous sources

by miley cyrus is stupid December 1, 2010